February 2012
208 posts
so fucking inconspicuous you are.
/sarcasm.
/done.
I'm straight skinny, but gay fat.
LOL
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT it's freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Night: Holy Shit its just like the morning.
all people from Cali do is BITCH
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
reblog this if you would care if i commited...
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
paigekerschen:
I am on a mission to find an american flag tank top for this summer.
when you find one let me know. ps pooping.
thatlittlegayboy:
I MISS FRANKY
When a website asks, "Are you human?"
lulz-time:
No, I’m a fucking vacuum.
i almost want a timeline just so i can put a...
catchingfireinmypants:
but then i realize: i really hate timeline.
you do realize that facebook is going to force everyone to go to timeline eventually. just quit fighting it, and let it be. like sex.
catchingfireinmypants:
I hope I have a boyfriend by the time my brother turns 18 (in a year and 2 months), I’d really like for me and a special someone to take him out to an 18+ place. I just want it to be the right type of someone. You know?
He’s out there somewhere.
right here. too bad you have a vag.
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a girl in my class is on tumblr and i have the perfect view of her screen, and thus her dashboard. i’ll probably scream if i see this show up on her computer. TURN AROUND AND SAY HI, BITCH. edit: she just turned around real quick. but she didn’t say hi? still haven’t discovered if she follows me or not. i just want to be ~*~tumblr famous~*~
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there are few things in life
more terrifying than jenna marbles’ dog.
